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. You'll shoot your eye out, kid. - Santa, and many others. A Christmas Story
2. Something REeal Niice. Cousin Eddie - National Lampoon's Christmas VacationEddie: Shitter's Full.
Clark: Honey, have you checked our shitter lately. - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
3. Does this look like a LITTLE weight? - Scott Calvin The Santa Clause
4. Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? - Buddy, answering the phone - ELF
I'm sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR. Buddy (typed on an etch-a-sketch) - ELF
5. God Bless Us Everyone - Tiny Tim, A Muppet Christmas Carol
6. Merry Christmas, you old Building and Loan - George Bailey It's a Wonderful Life Teacher says, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." - Zuzu Bailey It's a Wonderful Life
7. Ma'am I'm eight years old, Do you think I'd be here alone? I don't think so. Kevin McCallister - Home Alone
8. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't b
efore! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more! - The Narrator How the Grinch Stole Christmas9. Doris: "Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see?
It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles."Doris Walker: "I was wrong when I told you that, Susie. You must believe in Mr. Kringle and keep right on doing it. You must have faith in him." - Miracle on 34th Street
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My mom's favorite quote from Christmas Vacation is always: Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
My fave from Elf: You don't smell like Santa, you smell like beef and cheese!
Bad Santa: When the kid opens his Advent calendar:
Kid: Candy Corn?
Willie: Well they can't all be winners!
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